If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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