There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Screwed.edu
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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