If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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