sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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