So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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