He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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