My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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