You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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