my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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