and i looked up. we had an audience...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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