i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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