We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
