I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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