AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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