yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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