we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
