This is not my ceiling
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sorry my hands just texted you
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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