i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it's like heaven, but drunker
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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