i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize