I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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