He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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