i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Come on in and take your pants off
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