is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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