hotel room ftw
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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