My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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