Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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