i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
