Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My penis needs a shock collar
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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