i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
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