You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
