I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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