I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
