Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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