i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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