Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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