Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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