Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i think i have two assholes
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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