***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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