I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
it was like his penis was on wheels.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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