I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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