come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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