We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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