Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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