trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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