Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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