my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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