I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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