Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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