just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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