if you like me you must not know who I am
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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