either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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