So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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