the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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