Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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