do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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