? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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