How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
another moral hangover. fuck.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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