that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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