i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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