walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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